Just a Normal Human Female

My favorite song.

delightful blog.

Many thanks, defenestrador.

Questions are greatly appreciated, as are shows of support like you have just demonstrated.  Feel free to ask any questions that cross your mind, defenestrador!  

The same goes to my other followers. 

 

Yes.

I love salad.

Forgive my absence as of late, followers.
As many human users of Tumblr, I have a school and social life in addition to the time I spend blogging on the internet.  Now I am able to relax, however, as I have finished some big projects.
Like many other females, I enjoy pampering myself.  I find it relaxing.  What do you do to relax, my fellow humans?  Are they your hobbies, or do you do something else?

Forgive my absence as of late, followers.

As many human users of Tumblr, I have a school and social life in addition to the time I spend blogging on the internet.  Now I am able to relax, however, as I have finished some big projects.

Like many other females, I enjoy pampering myself.  I find it relaxing.  What do you do to relax, my fellow humans?  Are they your hobbies, or do you do something else?

I do not find this cold weather agreeable.
It is necessary for us humans to bundle up and stay warm in this weather.  However, this winter has been very bizarre and has not been consistently cold.  Most curious…
I would prefer warmer weather.  What about you, the person who is reading this?

I do not find this cold weather agreeable.

It is necessary for us humans to bundle up and stay warm in this weather.  However, this winter has been very bizarre and has not been consistently cold.  Most curious…

I would prefer warmer weather.  What about you, the person who is reading this?

Hello, chemicalnerve.  I am glad to hear that you will be spending this year like any other.  That is greatly preferable to any terrible tragedy.

I would not think it to be awesome to see the end of human existence.  This existence is something that I, a human, definitely enjoy.  I fail to see why you would express delight at the prospect of an apocalypse at the hand of Mayans, zombies, or some form of horrific cosmic insects.  It is frankly, a morbid thought; you and your friends would be dead.  Like many humans, I enjoy being alive.

I am very perplexed by the second part of your question, chemicalnerve.  You can see my very human reactionary confusion in addition to one of my lovely hats.

Extraterrestrials are completely fictional.  It is an impossibility for me, a normal human female, to be such a being.  There are no such thing as aliens, no matter what anyone else will tell you.  Extraterrestrials are the subjects of many science fiction films, novels, comics, and television series.

I, Jane Smith, am completely normal.  I do not engage in an abnormal amount of deviant behaviors, I follow normal lingual convention, and I have many completely normal interests.  While I do invest a lot of time in media, this does not mean that I am abnormal.

There is nothing that suggests that I am inhuman.  Not a single thing exists that can blog on Tumblr that is inhuman.  That is silly.

I am clearly female.  I am unsure as to why you would doubt that, of all things.  If you are seeking males, they are not hard to find.  They are all over the internet.

What was your childhood dream, and are you any closer to it?
Anonymous

As a child I wished to be an anthropologist.

Like many humans, I have a desire to travel; in the context of meeting and studying other cultures, it would be incredibly interesting.   However, I lost interest and am instead heavily invested in my art.

In a way I am closer.  Art imitates life and because of it, I get to study my fellow humans in a different way. 

Jane, what is your opinion on a human female's breasts? Considering the development of substitute formula to feed human young, do you find them particularly significant in any way, aesthetically or otherwise?
Anonymous

This is certainly a bizarre question, Anonymous.

I believe that breasts have both biological and aesthetic applications.  Many infants are still fed via breastfeeding and breasts have their place in sexual attraction.  

This is not something I have spent much time pondering; imagine the same question being asked about eyes or ears.  It is somewhat ridiculous that you would ask such a thing, Anonymous.

Do you have any questions for me?

I have some time to spare.

Hello, fellow humans.
Is 2012 treating you well so far?  I find it humorous that it the apocalypse is allegedly coming and I enjoy talking about it ironically.
I have been working on my resolutions for 2012.
I intend to become a better person and to improve my art.
What do you intend to do with this new year, followers?

Hello, fellow humans.

Is 2012 treating you well so far?  I find it humorous that it the apocalypse is allegedly coming and I enjoy talking about it ironically.

I have been working on my resolutions for 2012.

I intend to become a better person and to improve my art.

What do you intend to do with this new year, followers?